Desperate times call for deperate measures!!

I have come up with a theory.  I am sure you are anxiously awaiting my genius theory so here it comes!!  I think I need to dig up that mother bleeping St. Joseph statue and bury it in the back yard.  I am pretty sure that I always heard that it is supposed to go in the backyard....

Remember this fancy purchase?  Yep it said to bury it in the front yard so I did what it told me to.  Welp, I don't think it is quite functioning properly.  I mean call me crazy and all but he isn't upholding his end of the deal!

Remember my burial???

Yep there it is upside down in the FRONT yard.  I know some of you have tried this so PLEASE let me know if I should dig him up and put him in the back yard. 

I informed Ryan tonight that we may need to dig St. Joseph up.  Let me see if I can find a good depiction of the look he gave me....

Yep I am pretty sure that sums up exactly how Ryan was feeling.  Eh, he is used to me so I am sure it didn't surprise him.  The only trick is going to be finding exactly where we buried him.  Eh, it will give us something to do, right?  

I am sure I will get plenty of photos when we exhume the statue!  Stay tuned.....